Twenty Something Nothing

Ramblings of a habitually pissed off chick
I am not quite the hairdresser that @cydcharisse is, and I have one unhappy customer on my hands…

I am not quite the hairdresser that @cydcharisse is, and I have one unhappy customer on my hands…

2 months post baby. Lost the weight, but still missing a lot of muscle tone. I’m workin’ on it 💪#fitness #paleo #fitmom

2 months post baby. Lost the weight, but still missing a lot of muscle tone. I’m workin’ on it 💪#fitness #paleo #fitmom

'This cat may be amused by your funny faces, but I, madam, am not.'

'This cat may be amused by your funny faces, but I, madam, am not.'

2 months ago this little silly bird came into my life and made it so much better. Mommy loves you so much stinky butt! #baby #babygirl #happybirthday #2months #adorable #mom #mommy #love

2 months ago this little silly bird came into my life and made it so much better. Mommy loves you so much stinky butt! #baby #babygirl #happybirthday #2months #adorable #mom #mommy #love

Let me just nibble on this for a quick minute…

Let me just nibble on this for a quick minute…

Time is going by too quickly!! But… Yay!! Good job baby! #baby #babygirl #tummytime #love

Time is going by too quickly!! But… Yay!! Good job baby! #baby #babygirl #tummytime #love

This little face owns my heart 💗 #daughter #love #ootd #baby #babygirl

This little face owns my heart 💗 #daughter #love #ootd #baby #babygirl

On our way to Aston’s christening! Loving my draped dress from ASOS and my mommy muscle arms! As she gets bigger my arms get stronger! #ASOS #mommy #muscles #momlife #ootd

On our way to Aston’s christening! Loving my draped dress from ASOS and my mommy muscle arms! As she gets bigger my arms get stronger! #ASOS #mommy #muscles #momlife #ootd

Winning: eating a massive burger with one hand while breastfeeding your daughter with the other. #hache #burger #breastfeeding #mom #winning #yum

Winning: eating a massive burger with one hand while breastfeeding your daughter with the other. #hache #burger #breastfeeding #mom #winning #yum

Going to a party. Feels weird being without my little one #ootd

Going to a party. Feels weird being without my little one #ootd